"Get those bags from Target out of your trunk."
"Think of something deeply spiritual to blog about so people don't think you're thinking about The Price Is Right too much."
"How long is that gerbil going to live?"
"Maybe this baby is a girl after all. He/She is kicking my ribs now so maybe he/she isn't as low as I had originally thought."
"Don't forget to shower earlier than usual tomorrow (i.e. in the moring) because you have a busy day."
"What year did my parents get married????"
"Do we have enough chicken for Friday's supper or will I have to get some more?"
"Why doesn't everyone do email?"
"I am blessed beyond imagination and certainly more than my selfish-self deserves."