Monday, October 02, 2006

The Second 9 Months Of Pregnancy


I have begun early thoughts and prep for the first 9 months of our new babe's life (also known by AP parents as the 2nd 9 months of pregnancy). It will be nice to be a nursing mom again!

I have a friend who has offered to barter custom-made nursing clothes for Manna products! A deal I can't refuse! This same friend also sent me this cute little song.

For your enjoyment:
"SEE OUR BREASTS" (sing to the tune of "Be Our Guest," from Beauty and the Beast)

See our breasts,see our breasts-
Everywhere, half-naked chests.
While we nurse,
The prudish curse
And wish we'd button up our vests.

Sorry,folks,look away
If we're too de'collete',
But this is what boobs are made for,
Not those Wonderbras you've paid for.

We refuse to go feed
Hunched in bathroom stalls-indeed,
We're appalled that you would make such rude requests.
Would you agree to eat
Upon a toilet seat?

See our breasts, see our breasts,free our breasts!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh, I've nursed in a bathroom stall before and won't do it again!

We've just weaned and I'm really proud of myself for sticking with it (I didn't think the first couple of weeks of nursing every 1 1/2-2 hours would ever end. Weaning was extremely easy and was led by the baby after his first birthday. I couldn't believe something that we'd done everyday of his life could be dropped so easily by him! They grow so fast! Charlotte

Jen C said...

My boobs hurt just thinking about it.

michellemitch said...

Thankfully, our bathroom stall days are over. They really weren't that bad though... except for the one time (Thomas was probably 4 weeks old) I took him into a bathroom and the person next door to our stall... well, you know. It was severely intrusive to my nostrils.

Now, we can wait until we get to the car :)

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